You can't really say we've reached a new low with today's comic, considering recent history. More like a familiar, comfortable low. I decided that since I have no creativity today I'd just remix one of our best loved comics so that no one will even notice the dialog.
For those of you who did bother to look at the words and aren't familiar with room defense, this link may prove illucidating. It would probably require some modification to take down a grown man, but that just sounds like a dare to me.
Penguinx should be back and drawing next week, at least for a little while. He just underwent his second sex-change operation in six months, and I'm pretty sure he made an appointment for his next one before he even left the clinic. Fuzz and I are going to try to talk him out of it, because he's a lot more productive as a man.